Quote by Woody Allen

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.

Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunda

Summary

This quote reflects a sarcastic and humorous take on the idea of the non-existence of God and the inconvenience it suggests. It highlights the difficulty of finding a plumber on Sundays when most people are off work and potentially facing a plumbing problem. The statement indirectly suggests that the presence or absence of a higher power cannot be relied upon when seeking practical help or solutions in everyday situations.

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