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Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful. And if you can't be careful, name it after me.

Be good. And if you can't be good, be careful. And if you ca

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that being good is preferable, but acknowledges that sometimes it may be difficult to do so. In such cases, the quote advises being careful to avoid potential consequences or trouble. However, if being careful is not possible, the speaker humorously suggests attributing the act to them as a tongue-in-cheek way of taking responsibility or deflecting blame. Overall, the quote emphasizes the importance of acting responsibly and making wise choices in varying circumstances.

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