Quote by Steven Wright

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or numbers. He says it's very accurate. I asked him what time it was. You can guess what he told me.

My grandfather gave me a watch. It doesn't have any hands or

Summary

This quote implies the idea that the watch received from the grandfather is a metaphorical representation of life itself. By highlighting the absence of traditional indications such as hands or numbers, it emphasizes the unpredictability and subjective nature of time. The response given by the grandfather when asked about the time is left open to interpretation, suggesting that time cannot be simply measured but is rather a personal experience unique to each individual. Overall, this quote invites reflection on the concept of time and the significance of one's own perception and understanding of it.

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