Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Heaven: A place where the wicked cease from troubling you with talk of their personal affairs, and the good listen with attention while you expound on yours

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Summary

This quote humorously describes the concept of heaven by highlighting the desired respite it provides from unpleasant conversations and the joy of being genuinely heard. It suggests that in heaven, the troublesome chatter of the wicked is replaced with an audience that attentively listens to your own thoughts and stories. Overall, the quote playfully emphasizes the idea of heaven as a peaceful realm where one can escape the bothersome discussions of others and instead be acknowledged and valued for their own experiences.

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By Ambrose Bierce

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