Quote by Rita Rudner

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives.

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a chi

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the decision of whether to have a child or get a dog is a difficult one. The "ruin our carpet" reference implies that owning a dog may bring challenges or messes into their home, while the "ruin our lives" remark highlights the transformative and life-altering nature of having a child. The quote humorously captures the internal dilemma and the weighing of pros and cons that individuals and couples often face when deciding to introduce a new member into their lives and home.

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