Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

I'm a bad lover. Once I caught a peeping tom booing me.

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the speaker is not skilled or satisfying in love. The mention of catching a peeping tom, someone who secretly watches others, indicates that the speaker's romantic encounters are unimpressive and even disappointing. The use of the word "booing" adds to the comedic effect, suggesting that their performance in matters of love is so lacking that even a hidden observer expresses disapproval. Overall, the quote reflects a self-deprecating perspective on the speaker's abilities as a lover.

By Rodney Dangerfield

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