I'm ready to move on to the next chapter of my life in which I will redouble my efforts to empower women in the workplace.
The safest way to double your money is to fold over once and put it in your pocket.
Kin Hubbard
Universal peace sounds ridiculous to the head of an average family.
Peace has its victories no less than war, but it doesn't have as many monuments to unveil.
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.
Politics makes strange postmasters.
I do not look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans.
If there is anything a public servant hates to do it is something for the public.
It is no disgrace to be poor, but it might as well be.
I will say this for adversity: people seem to be able to stand it, and that is more than I can say for prosperity.
When some fellers decide to retire nobody knows the difference.
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what you're talking about.
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen her smile her prettiest.
Why doesn't the fellow who says, I'm no speechmaker let it go at that instead of giving a demonstration?
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man who didn't tell you about it?
It's pretty hard to be efficient without being obnoxious.
Beauty is only skin deep, but it's a valuable asset if you're poor or haven't any sense.
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable.
A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any slower.
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a vacation.
We'd all like to vote for the best man, but he's never a candidate.
The world gels better every day -- then worse again in the evening.
One of the commonest mistakes is thinking your worries are over when your children get married.
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stupid.
My idea of walking into the jaws of death is marrying some woman who has lost three husbands.
If you play it safe in life, you've decided that you don't want to grow anymore.
Shirley Hufstedler
When we lose the right to be different, we lose the privilege to be free.
Charles Hughes
The United States is the greatest law factory the world has ever known.
I believe in work, hard work, and long hours of work. Men do not breakdown from overwork, but from worry and dissipation.
The power of administrative bodies to make finding of fact which may be treated as conclusive, if there is evidence both ways, is a power of enormous consequence. An unscrupulous administrator might be tempted to say Let me find the facts for the people of my country, and I care little who lays down the general principles.
We are under a Constitution, but the Constitution is what the judges say it is, and the judiciary is the safeguard of our liberty and of our property under the Constitution.
Humor is laughing at what you haven't got when you ought to have it.
Langston Hughes
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that she can be witty by only the help of speech.
What happens to a dream deferred?Does it dry uplike a raisin in the sun?Or fester like a soreAnd then run?Does it stink like rotten meat?Or crust and sugar overlike a syrupy sweet?Maybe it just sagslike a heavy lead. Or does it explode?
Listen, Christ,You did alright in your day, I reckonBut that days gone now. They ghosted you up a swell story, too,Called it BibleBut its dead now. The popes and the preachersveMade too much money from it. Theyve sold you too manyKings, generals, robbers, and killersEven to the Czar and the Cossacks,Even to Rockefellers church,Even to THE SATURDAY EVENING POST. You aint no good no more. Theyve pawned youTill youve done wore out. Goodbye,Christ Jesus Lord God Jehova,Beat it on away from here now. Make way for a new guy with no religion at allA real guy namedMarx Communist Lenin Peasant Stalin Worker MEI said, ME!Go Ahead on now,Youre getting in the way of things, Lord. And please take Saint Ghandi sic with you when you go,And Saint Pope Pius,And Saint Aimee McPherson,And big black Saint BectonOf the Consecrated Dime. And step on the gas, Christ!Move!Dont be so slow about movin!The world is mine from now onAnd nobodys gonna sell METo a king, or a general,Or a millionaire.
When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age.
Victor Hugo
Just vengeance does not call for punishment.
Pierre Corneille
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