Quote by Susan Vass

I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasco sauce.

I've been married so long, I am on my third bottle of Tabasc

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the long duration of the speaker's marriage by comparing it to the consumption of three bottles of Tabasco sauce. Tabasco sauce is typically used in small quantities due to its intense flavor, implying that the speaker has had a very long-lasting relationship. The quote showcases the speaker's wit and suggests that their married life has been spicy and enduring.

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