Quote by Steven Wright

I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an evening in front of it in only eight minutes...

I just bought a microwave fireplace... You can spend an even

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This quote sarcastically reflects the modern consumer culture, where people seek quick and convenient solutions even for traditionally time-consuming activities such as building a fireplace. The speaker humorously highlights the absurdity of substituting a microwave for the warmth and ambiance provided by a real fireplace. By emphasizing the speed at which one could experience the illusion of a cozy evening, the quote criticizes the tendency to prioritize instant gratification and efficiency over the genuine and meaningful experiences that often require time and effort.

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