Quote by Henny Youngman

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law to the airport.

Just got back from a pleasure trip: I took my mother-in-law

Summary

This humorous quote implies that the person's mother-in-law is not someone they enjoy being around. Rather than going on a traditional pleasure trip, they found pleasure in taking her to the airport as it meant they were saying goodbye for a while. It underscores the often less-than-pleasant relationship some individuals have with their in-laws and reflects the relief or satisfaction they may feel when they have some space from them.

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