Quote by Bob Hope

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.

Summary

This quote appears to mockingly express a lack of interest or dislike towards children, using dark humor to convey a provocative statement. It can be interpreted as the speaker's ironic way of highlighting their preference for not having children or their lighter view towards parenthood. However, it's important to remember that humor can be subjective and this quote may not be suitable in all contexts, potentially offending or disturbing some individuals.

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