Quote by Mitch Hedberg

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headlights and tell you exactly which way it's coming.

I know a lot about cars, man. I can look at any car's headli

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This quote humorously suggests a level of expertise in cars. The speaker claims to possess such knowledge that they can determine the direction of an oncoming car simply by looking at its headlights. Although impossible and exaggerated, the quote highlights the humorous side of the speaker's confidence and their affinity for automobiles.

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