Quote by Henny Youngman

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you're in the wrong house, that's what it means.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman w

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This quote humorously suggests that if someone comes home expecting to find a loving and caring partner, but instead encounters someone who lacks these qualities, they must have entered the wrong house. It emphasizes the importance of having a warm and affectionate relationship with a partner, highlighting that anything less may indicate a fundamental misalignment of expectations and needs.

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