Quote by Matthew Perry

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I have not crashed my car in over 15 months.

I would like you all to give me a round of applause as I hav

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This quote is a humorous way of seeking recognition and appreciation for one's accomplishment of not being involved in a car accident for over 15 months. It highlights the person's pride and might be intended to showcase their ability to maintain safe driving practices consistently. The request for applause emphasizes the light-hearted tone and adds a touch of playfulness to the statement.

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