Quote by Jeff Arder

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the police.

We live in an age when pizza gets to your home before the po

Summary

This quote humorously reflects on the rapidity of pizza delivery in contrast to sometimes sluggish police response times. In today's fast-paced society, technological advancements and streamlined systems have made it possible for pizza to arrive at one's doorstep relatively quickly. On the other hand, it draws attention to the delays and inefficiencies occasionally experienced by law enforcement agencies, suggesting that pizza delivery can sometimes outpace emergency services.

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