Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

She looked at my calendar and wanted to know who JUNE was.

She looked at my calendar and wanted to know who JUNE was.

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This quote narrates a scenario where someone notices the mention of "June" on the speaker's calendar and expresses curiosity about the person it refers to. It implies that the speaker might have a significant or intriguing connection with someone named June, leading the individual to inquire further about this mystery person.

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