Quote by Doug Horton

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your enemy... he'll know what to do with it.

If it looks like shit, smells like shit, mail it to your ene

Summary

This quote suggests that if something appears and feels horrible or unpleasant, it should be sent to someone as an act of revenge. It implies that one's enemy would be familiar with dealing with such terrible things and would know how to handle them appropriately. The quote touches upon the idea of using negativity as a means of retaliation, showcasing a humorous and cunning approach to getting back at someone. Overall, it reflects the notion of using unpleasant situations to inflict discomfort or harm upon someone with a tone of irony and dark humor.

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