The Lord is my shepherd. I shall not want for nothing. He makes me lie down in the green pastures. He greases up my head with oil. He gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies. Amen

Summary

This quote is a humorous and exaggerated interpretation of a well-known biblical passage, Psalm 23:1-6, where God is depicted as a shepherd who guides and protects his followers. In this playful version, the author emphasizes the provision and protection received from God with exaggerated expressions like "greases up my head with oil" and "gives me kung-fu in the face of my enemies." It satirically highlights the idea that with God as a shepherd, all needs and challenges are taken care of, even dealing with adversaries.

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