Quote by Jarod Kintz

Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant tortoise. More like the lifespan of a gastrotrich.

Love should last a lifetime. But not the lifetime of a giant

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that while love is often associated with lasting forever, it should not be compared to the exceptionally long lifespan of a giant tortoise. Instead, it should be more akin to the relatively short lifespan of a gastrotrich, a microscopic organism. The quote pokes fun at the notion of love being an eternal bond, highlighting the unpredictability and temporary nature of relationships.

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