Quote by Steven Wright

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it to age.

I made wine out of raisins so I wouldn't have to wait for it

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the impatience of the speaker who makes wine out of raisins as a shortcut to avoid the waiting time required for traditional wine-making processes. It reflects the speaker's desire for immediate results and suggests a creative, albeit unconventional, approach to achieve their desired outcome. The quote may also serve as a playful metaphor for finding alternative ways to attain one's goals when faced with limitations or time constraints.

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By Steven Wright

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