Quote by Jay Leno

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs into the stands during games, because they say fans fight over them and they get hurt. In fact, the Florida Marlins said that's why they never hit any home runs. It's a safety issue.

Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing

Summary

This quote humorously suggests that the Florida Marlins, a baseball team, never hit any home runs because of the safety concerns associated with fans fighting over baseballs. Major League Baseball is said to have asked players to refrain from tossing baseballs into the stands during games due to potential injuries. By attributing the Marlins' lack of home runs to this safety issue, the quote subtly highlights the controversies surrounding fan behavior and player safety in professional sports.

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