Quote by Mark Twain

Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when God was tired.

Man is a creature made at the end of the week's work when Go

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This quote suggests that humans were created by God when he was exhausted from a week's worth of work. It implies that God may not have put as much care or thought into creating humans compared to other aspects of creation. This quote may also imply that humans are flawed or imperfect beings due to their creation being a result of God's fatigue.

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