Quote by Mark Twain

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Father created because he was disappointed in the monkey.

What is Man? Man is a noisome bacillus whom Our Heavenly Fat

Summary

This quote satirically portrays the human race by suggesting that God created man as a flawed and bothersome creature. It sarcastically implies that humans are nothing but an inferior version of primates who failed to live up to God's expectations. The quote appears to critique human behavior and characteristics, using humor to highlight the disappointing aspects of the human condition.

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Humor Funny Evolution Creation Mankind

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