Quote by Emo Philips

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

How many people here have telekenetic powers? Raise my hand.

Summary

This humorous quote sarcastically highlights the impossibility of possessing telekinetic powers. It playfully implies that nobody has this ability while also drawing attention to the idea of people seeking extraordinary talents or abilities that they do not naturally possess, humorously suggesting that even the speaker cannot achieve such an extraordinary feat.

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