Quote by Groucho Marx

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the regret of the speaker regarding their marriage. By using legal terminology, specifically mentioning being married by a judge instead of a jury, the speaker implies that they made a decision without seeking different perspectives or the input of others. It suggests that had the speaker considered the opinions and judgments of others, their union might have turned out differently. Overall, the quote reveals a sense of whimsical reflection and hints at the speaker's wish for more careful consideration before entering into a marital commitment.

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By Groucho Marx

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