Quote by H. Allen Smith

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks.

On Monday mornings I am dedicated to the proposition that al

Summary

This quote, which appears to be a humorous take on the famous phrase "all men are created equal," suggests a lighthearted and exaggerated viewpoint about Monday mornings. The statement implies that the speaker adopts a negative perspective on the behavior of individuals at the beginning of the week, humorously characterizing them as "jerks." It reflects a playful approach to the common perception that Monday mornings can be challenging or unpleasant, aiming to elicit a light-hearted response from the reader.

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By H. Allen Smith

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