Quote by Steven Wright

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

If a mute swears, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

Summary

This playful quote examines the humorous possibility of a mute person cursing and the implication that their mother would punish them by washing their hands with soap. It juxtaposes the assumption of a mute person's innocence and the common punishment for using foul language, highlighting the ironic and absurd nature of the situation. Ultimately, the quote serves to entertain and invoke thoughts about the limitations of communication and the humorous dynamics within family relationships.

By Steven Wright

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