Quote by Erma Bombeck

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.

Never accept a drink from a Urologist.

Summary

This quote is a humorous way of cautioning against taking advice or accepting anything from a urologist, who specializes in the treatment of urinary tract and reproductive system disorders, particularly in men. It suggests that their expertise might lead to a rather peculiar or unconventional concoction. Though meant humorously, this quote highlights a stereotype about the expertise of urologists being best limited to their field of medical practice rather than extending to other areas.

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Alcohol/alcoholism

By Erma Bombeck

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