Quote by Ellen DeGeneres

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assume. You make an ass out of you and me because that's how it's spelled.

You should never assume. You know what happens when you assu

Summary

This quote emphasizes the dangers of assuming without proper knowledge or understanding. By assuming, individuals are often prone to making mistakes or misjudgments, leading to embarrassment or negative consequences for both parties involved. The humorous inclusion of "ass" highlights the potential foolishness that can result from making assumptions. Ultimately, this quote serves as a reminder to seek clarity and avoid jumping to conclusions before having all the necessary information.

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Humor Funny Inspirational

By Ellen DeGeneres

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