Quote by Natalie Portman

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know, 'What does your dad do for a living?' So I said 'He helps women get pregnant!' They called my mom and they were like, 'What exactly does your husband do?'

When I was in nursery school, the teachers asked me, y'know,

Summary

This quote highlights the innocent and misinterpreted perception of a child regarding their father's occupation. The child's understanding of their father's role in helping women get pregnant shows their limited understanding and the humor that arises from their innocence. The anecdote also touches upon the miscommunication that can occur when a child simplifies complex concepts, leading to a comical situation where the parents have to clarify the profession.

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