Quote by Chris Colfer

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School District, because I keep getting these phone calls saying my daughter keeps missing classes, I mean, at all hours of the night, I had like, two calls this morning and I keep calling saying I haven't got a daughter!

Oh, I have this feud going with the L.A. Unified School Dist

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This quote exemplifies a comedic situation where the speaker is involved in a feud with the L.A. Unified School District due to receiving frequent phone calls about their non-existent daughter's attendance. The humor lies in the absurdity of the situation, as the calls persist despite the speaker insisting they do not have a daughter. This quote highlights miscommunication and the comedic appeal of nonsensical conflicts.

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