Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said Hey buddy why are you doing that, he said cause you came home early.

One day I came home and saw a guy jogging naked, I said Hey

Summary

This lighthearted quote highlights the unexpected and humorous situation of encountering someone jogging naked. The speaker's response to the sight is to question the individual's behavior, prompting a witty reply that suggests the person only engaged in such an unusual activity because they were caught by surprise due to the speaker's early arrival. The quote plays on the element of surprise, showcasing the impromptu reasoning and quick thinking that can arise in humorous or quirky situations.

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