Quote by Damon Runyon

One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up to you and show you a nice brand-new deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken, and this guy is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Jack of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ear. But, son, do not bet this man, for as sure as you are standing there, you are going to end up with an earful of cider.

One of these days in your travels, a guy is going to come up

Summary

This quote serves as a cautionary reminder to be wary of dubious offers or promises that seem too good to be true. It suggests that even though someone may present a tempting proposition, such as performing an impossible feat, it is best to think rationally and avoid falling for deceptive tricks. The quote's underlying message advises against taking foolish risks and serves as a metaphorical reminder to trust one's instincts and exercise caution in dealing with unknown or dubious individuals.

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