Quote by Jim Lawrence

One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of shit!!The morning of a colonoscopy. Enough said!

One of the few times in a man's life when he is not full of

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This quote humorously highlights the experience of a man on the morning of a colonoscopy. It suggests that during this particular event, when preparing for a medical procedure that involves cleaning out the colon, there is no room for holding back or being dishonest. It playfully implies that undergoing a colonoscopy prompts a person to rid themselves of any metaphorical "crap" they may have otherwise carried, emphasizing the importance of honesty and openness in such situations.

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