Quote by Groucho Marx

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If he says yes you know he's crooked.

There is one way to find out if a man is honest; ask him! If

Summary

This quote implies that asking someone about their honesty is not a reliable method, as dishonest individuals are likely to falsely claim that they are honest. The statement suggests that simply asking someone about their integrity might provide misleading or inaccurate information. In this context, the quote offers a cynical perspective, indicating that genuine honesty is difficult to assess through verbal assurances alone. It serves as a reminder to be cautious, highlighting the need for further evidence or personal observation to determine a person's true character.

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