Quote by Ambrose Bierce

Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weather and exposing them to the critic.

Painting The art of protecting flat surfaces from the weathe

Summary

This quote humorously highlights the purpose of painting as not only a means to protect surfaces but also as an invitation for criticism. It suggests that painting serves both a functional and aesthetic purpose - shielding surfaces from the elements while simultaneously subjecting them to the scrutiny of critics. By presenting a concise and cheeky understanding of painting, this quote offers a lighthearted interpretation of the art form's dual nature.

By Ambrose Bierce

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