Quote by Demetri Martin

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will not argue that. But I find that there is one situation in which they're very similar. And that is: when I am driving towards them in my car. Then they're kind of hard to tell apart - especially if the human is kind of hairy.

People and squirrels are very different. Most people will no

Summary

This quote humorously points out the similarity between people and squirrels only in the context of a potentially dangerous situation - when driving towards them. It highlights the difficulty of distinguishing between the two, particularly if the person happens to have a hairy appearance. By juxtaposing humans and squirrels in this context, the quote draws attention to the humorous absurdity of the situation, emphasizing the difference between the two in all other aspects of life.

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