Quote by Groucho Marx

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it

Summary

The quote humorously suggests that the evening the speaker is currently experiencing is far from wonderful, despite the positives they have had in the past. This statement highlights the disappointment or dissatisfaction the speaker feels in the current situation, emphasizing the contrast between their previous expectations and their current reality. It indicates that the speaker's standards or desires for a satisfying experience have not been met on this particular evening.

By Groucho Marx

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