Quote by Woody Allen

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

As the poet said, 'Only God can make a tree,' probably becau

Summary

This humorous quote suggests that the act of creating a tree is an intricate process that only God, with his divine power and wisdom, could accomplish. It playfully implies that one of the most challenging aspects of tree creation is the meticulous task of putting the bark on correctly. The quote highlights the complexity of nature and might also serve as a lighthearted commentary on human limitations when it comes to imitating the wonders of natural creation.

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