Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

I had a problem. I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem...I don't know who to thank!

I had a problem. I tried group sex. Now I have a new problem

Summary

This quote humorously reflects the speaker's situation after having a unique experience, specifically group sex. The phrase "I had a problem" implies that the speaker sought a solution or new experience, and they found it in group sex. However, they are now faced with the dilemma of not knowing who to express gratitude towards for introducing them to this new encounter. This statement invites laughter and light-heartedness, teasing at the unexpected consequences that can arise from seeking new experiences.

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