Quote by Mark Twain

The only reason why God created man is because he was disappointed with the monkey.

The only reason why God created man is because he was disapp

Summary

This quote suggests a lighthearted perspective on the origins of humanity. It humorously implies that God's creation of humans can be attributed to dissatisfaction with the monkey, indicating a progression or improvement of sorts. It is meant to present a playful notion rather than a serious theological or scientific explanation.

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