Quote by Phyllis Diller

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public.

The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them w

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This quote is a sarcastic remark aiming to highlight and challenge gender stereotypes surrounding women's fashion preferences. It suggests that women would not be able to play football together due to their alleged tendency to prioritize their personal style over participating in a sports activity. The quote playfully challenges the assumption that women's fashion choices are the determining factor for their involvement in certain activities, emphasizing the unjust and outdated nature of such expectations.

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