Quote by Steven Wright

I was at this restaurant. The sign said Breakfast Anytime. So I ordered French Toast in the Renaissance.

I was at this restaurant. The sign said Breakfast Anytime. S

Summary

The quote portrays a humorous situation where the speaker recalls being at a restaurant that advertised serving breakfast at any time of the day. However, the absurdity of ordering a food item like French Toast back in the historical period of Renaissance highlights a comical contradiction. The quote plays on the idea of bending the rules of time and showcasing a humorous interaction with the restaurant's concept of unconventional offerings.

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