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It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell asleep in church and laid them end to end they would be more comfortable.

It was once said that if you took all of the people who fell

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This humorous quote satirically emphasizes that a significant number of individuals tend to fall asleep during religious services. It suggests that these individuals find the act of sleeping more comfortable than actively engaging with the religious ceremonies. The quote aims to highlight the potential disconnect or lack of interest some people may have towards attending church, employing a lighthearted tone to shed light on a common phenomenon.

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