Quote by Steven Wright

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer.It was made of grass.

I saw a vegetarian wearing a furry coat. So I looked closer.

Summary

This quote is a humorous observation about perceptions and assumptions. The speaker initially assumes that the person wearing a furry coat is contradicting their vegetarian beliefs, as fur is typically associated with animal products. However, upon closer examination, the coat is revealed to be made of grass, highlighting the unexpected and playful side of this individual's choices. The quote reminds us not to judge based on appearances alone and that things are not always as they initially seem.

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