Quote by Rodney Dangerfield

They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I supposed to do jerk him off too ?

They say 'love thy neighbor as thy self' , what am I suppose

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This quote is a humorous and sarcastic response to the statement "love thy neighbor as thyself," which is derived from religious teachings. The quote plays on the literal interpretation of "love" and adds a vulgar and inappropriate suggestion to sarcastically emphasize the absurdity of taking the saying too literally. It intends to highlight the comedic aspect of interpreting religious teachings in an exaggerated and humorous way.

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By Rodney Dangerfield

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