Quote by Stephen Colbert

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without the high. They celebrated with non-alcoholic beer and furious dry-humping.

Scientists have invented a new strain of cannabis without th

Summary

This quote humorously reflects on the celebration of scientists inventing a new strain of cannabis that lacks the psychoactive effects typically associated with the plant. The mention of "non-alcoholic beer" humorously contrasts the common association of cannabis with traditional alcohol consumption. The inclusion of "furious dry-humping" adds an absurd and exaggerated element to the description, likely intended for comedic effect. Overall, the quote aims to playfully highlight the unconventional and somewhat humorous nature of the celebration surrounding this scientific achievement.

Topics

Funny Science Sex Humour Alcohol Beer Twitter Cannabis Non Alcoholic Beverages Non Penetrative Sex Substance Intoxication

By Stephen Colbert

Liked the quote? Share it with your friends.

Random Quotations

The strange thing about life is that though the nature of it

The strange thing about life is that though the nature of it must have been apparent to every one for hundreds of years, no one has left any adequate account of it. The streets of London have their map; but our passions are uncharted. What are you going to meet if you turn this corner?

I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, wheth

I've been very competitive by nature from a young age, whether it was eating a bowl of pasta faster than somebody else, or always wanting to be the first one in line.

Maria Sharapova

I sat up in the strange bed fearing it had been a dream, afr

I sat up in the strange bed fearing it had been a dream, afraid I would never see her again. Not because I wanted anything from her, only her presence. The disappearance of the presence of beauty is the most despairing of events on this time-wheel of ours that rolls onward towards death.

Fear Death Beauty Despair Night Beauty In Nature Bed Female Nocturnal Afraid Beauty In Literature Feminine Passing

Placebo is music for outsiders, by outsiders and our gigs ar

Placebo is music for outsiders, by outsiders and our gigs are like conventions of outcasts, which is cool.

In the past I would self destruct when it came to love - I w

In the past I would self destruct when it came to love - I was immature, throwing myself into things but now times have changed, I want a relationship where you understand the other person.

Elisabetta Canalis

To see a world in a grain of sand,And a heaven in a wild flo

To see a world in a grain of sand,And a heaven in a wild flower,Hold infinity in the palm of your hand,And eternity in an hour.First published by Rossetti in Gilchrist's Life of William Blake (1863), it was composed between 1800 - 1803 http://www.artofeurope.com/blake/bla3.htm

William Blake, Auguries of Innoc

English people don't have very good diction. In France you h

English people don't have very good diction. In France you have to pronounce very particularly and clearly, and learning French at an early age helped me enormously.

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.

Don't count your chickens before they are hatched.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

The limits of my language means the limits of my world.

Ludwig Wittgenstein

When it comes down to it, it's about who you know, and who's

When it comes down to it, it's about who you know, and who's a fan. It's about whether you're the right age, whether you're hot or not, whether the studio is into you or not.

We may live without friends; we may live without books. But

We may live without friends; we may live without books. But civilized men cannot live without cooks.

This in essence is my goal. To set an example by doing what

This in essence is my goal. To set an example by doing what is good. If I live openly and honestly, I set an example of virtue, humanness, restoration, and healing. I give others permission to join me on my journey despite the fear of failure or the rejection it might elicit when they know they are not alone in their experience. The more of us who amass the courage to embark openly on this path, the more normal this experience becomes, effectively eliminating the tactic of shame and isolation that the enemy so often uses to cause us to falter.

Fear Love Faith Inspirational Shame Restoration