Quote by Dennis Miller

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- first, never wallpaper together, and second, you'll need two bathrooms.. both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.

After seven years of marriage, I'm sure of two things -- fir

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This quote humorously highlights the challenges and discoveries in a marriage. The speaker reflects on their experience, emphasizing the importance of compromising and having personal space. Sharing a home, it is advised not to attempt difficult tasks like wallpapering together. Furthermore, it implies that women may require more bathroom space, indicating differences in habits and needs. Despite the unknown aspects of a marriage, the speaker expresses their fondness for the journey and is intrigued by the enigmatic nature of their relationship.

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