Quote by Steven Wright

Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the wayto Venus on mail order and I couldn't pay for it.

Sorry, my mind was wandering. One time my mind went all the

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This quote is a humorous way of expressing how easily one's mind can become distracted or wander aimlessly. The mention of Venus on mail order and being unable to pay for it emphasizes the exaggerated nature of the wandering mind. It serves as a relatable anecdote, suggesting that the speaker's thoughts took an impractical and distant path, highlighting the unpredictability and lack of control over the mind's thoughts and fantasies.

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