Quote by Jay Leno

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity

Summary

This quote is a humorous statement that plays on the nativity scene tradition commonly associated with Christmas. It suggests that the reason why there is no nativity scene in Washington, D.C. according to a supposed Supreme Court ruling isn't due to any religious concerns, but simply because they couldn't find the required characters: three wise men and a virgin. The quote employs irony to highlight the fictional nature of the story while adding a comedic element through its lighthearted tone.

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